What’s it Like to be a Production MacGyver

It makes for odd conversations:

“So tell me, what do you?”

“That’s kind of difficult to say, really. What day are you asking about?”

“What do you mean, ‘what day.’ I just asked a simple question...”

“I know it seems simple, but if I am really going to be honest in my answer, I have to consider the temporal nature of your...”

“...the temporal nature? Listen, if we are going to fill out your unemployment form correctly, I just need to know, what was your last job description? It’s a simple question.”

“One would think, wouldn’t they?”